eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

reallyreallyreallytrying:

there’s no such thing as a convenient window through which to view che–

sasuge:

i am talking to a guy on facebook and he said ‘hey just to make it clear i’m only talking to you because you like naruto and stuff haha’ and i think i just got naruto zoned

depressioncherry:

i love crying about everything it’s very humbling

alieng0d:

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

thebootydiaries:

someone: *shows slight interest in me*

me: dang… ur a freak…..

thebootydiaries:

this is the best thing that’s happened to me 

chutzpadik:

“is that ur bf??? ;)” “haha well….. .that’s very sweet but bigfoot doesn’t belong to any of us, u know,”